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Sex is inherently embarrassing—sweat, grunts, involuntary and voluntary noises, and body parts pressing together and sometimes, squelching apart! Sex is also inherently subjective; all of our bodies and minds are unique in their cravings and reactions. Yet, we continue forth in the pursuit of intimacy and orgasms—and hell, in the name of fun! Given the complex and kinda risky business of sex, we went in pursuit of real sex-skeletons: Porn image story of sexual bloopers, bumps, and other weird or awkward situations that women have collected in the pursuit of sex-stasy.

Name: Roxine

Years: I am 39
My orientation: Hetero
Hair color: I've got coarse hair
What is my Zodiac sign: Gemini
What is my body features: My body features is chubby
Piercing: None
Tattoo: None

Instead of being romantically deposited onto the bed, Slutty micro skirt big strong man threw me into the wall on the other side of the room where I smashed my head on the wall and came sliding down in a heap.

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Mood ruined. One day I was having sex me on top and things got really heated.

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My nose ring got caught on the bed sheets and ripped out. The pain was excruciating and I blacked out because it hurt a freaking lot.

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That was the mood killer of the century. Both of us not having a clue what was what appendage just kidding, sort ofanyway, the condom got waaaaayyy stuck all up Zebra sex games my funny business after the deed was done.

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Not quite sure what Female desperation stories do, he started to frantically Google our next move and I laid there, legs up over my ears as he hunted for god knows what in my treasure chest. Finally, we ended up — me in the birthing position and him elbow deep in my vagina searching for the condom.

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Unsure of what to do, I stood there like a deer in headlights. He ushered me out the window, so my bare naked ass climbed out and jumped into the bushes. Luckily I landed.

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He threw on his pants and left on the condom why? Anyway, when the condom turned hot it turned WAY too hothis face went purple and he turned away from her running and screaming back to the bedroom.

1. "sheep were watching"

He ripped off his pants and the condom all the while screaming his head off. During my sexcapades I hit my head on the back of his bed really hard.

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It turned out I got a full on concussion. He was literally mid thrust, with Batgirl wedgie story ass in the air, when who would open the door but his mother!

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I died. So I Pooping in briefs having sex with my ex-boyfriend and the melted form of the pill came literally pouring out of my vagina. My ex thought he had made me cum HAneedless to say we were both confused for a good 10 minutes.

Next time I will listen to the instructions. When we got to the top of the mountain we were looking for a good place to hookup. To set the scene, there were no bushy trees to hide behind in the alpine, just a clear trail.

2. "he wanted me to slap his balls"

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. After a couple minutes, a family of four came around the bend to witness our shenanigans. When we were done we tried to drive away … unfortunately they had closed the gates and we were locked up Wife whipping stories. I had to call the security company to come and let us out. Not my finest moment!

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HC at Western. Western Contributor. The driver definitely noticed.

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The great thing about sex besides the orgasmsof course is that if you make a mistake or something awkward happens, you can always laugh about it later.

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I suggested he put the bed sheet between us and dry hump, because it would still give us stimulation.

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This would take a lot of preparation and required us both to be absolutely cleaned out.

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