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Random erections are the bane of male puberty. Thanks to a potent cocktail of testosterone and other pubescent hormones, they can occur at any time, and with little regard for your personal sanity. When I was in high school I went to this pool party, and I got a boner from checking out all the girls in bikinis.

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My brother was jerking off at the computer. He heard mom coming down the hallway. This was when our family computer was in the office, where we barely Lesbian erotic lit went — so she would pretty much know what he was doing if caught. Tucks his boner in his waistband.

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This one smoking hot senior girl, who I had a crush on, came over. Everybody is looking at me now. She pushes me down, which does not help the boner and I manage to First time i saw cum the boner in between my legs. Everybody watches while I hold the stretch for 10 seconds.

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On five seconds left my boner pops out from between my legs. The tent was seen by everybody on Anal sissy boy team. I go bright red and people start laughing. The senior girl looks really sad for me. I still remember the embarrassment. I used to do this creativity competition called Destination ImagiNation in middle school that involved a lot of building and crafts.

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The neighbour was wearing a very skimpy Spiderman outfit. Boner caused my mind to wander and I almost dropped my little brother.

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