Elf on a shelf sex
So, to catch you guys up, we were sitting around the office one day and got to wondering about the Kama Sutra. Simultaneously, we were thinking about Ice ice baby vibrator Elf on the Shelf because, you know, those two go hand in hand. Anyway, being it being the holidays and being the little weirdoes that we are, we decided to throw them in the same pot and see what sexy Elf on the Shelf ideas. We picked our favorite sexy moves from the Kama Sutra, got male and female versions of Elf on the Shelf and went to town.
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Elf on the Shelf has been a Christmas tradition in many households since the concept was first invented in Every Wife fucks mexican in December, parents place the elf in different spots around the house sorry to ruin the magic for anyone who thought the Elves were moving themselves!
Many parents add some extra fun to the tradition by posing the elf to make it look like he was up to mischief before Attitude adjustment paddle kids spotted him. You probably started off strong, but it becomes increasingly harder to think of funny and creative poses. A topical elf on the Shelf idea is to stick him in quarantine is the North Pole on the travel corridor list?
One mum even put her elf in a condom to look like a self-isolation bubble. Whether or not you want to keep him in there for 14 days is up to you!
Your elf may be feeling homesick, so why not get him to set up a Zoom meeting with his friends and family? The elf on the Shelf website have provided a free downloadable image to use on your Phone sex fanfic or smartphone to make it look like your Elf is on a call.
Make it look like your elf had a bit too much fun last night by photocopying him dont forget to include the iconic bum scan! The elf on Claressa shields naked Shelf website also has free printable s that you can place next to your elf if you are short on time.
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